Crottard

Pronounced “cro - tar”, crottard is a word used by French Canadian to describe a dirty person.

Alan: “Do you see that guy ?”
Alex: “Yeah I saw him. Dude he smells bad as fuck! ”
Alan: “Dude, this guy is a real crottard.”

Crottard by Camicow3 April 6, 2019

Crontard 

Someone who is hopelessly incompetent when it comes to basic computer tasks.

Not always, but often applies to person(s) born before 1990.

IT guy: Jamie is a complete Crontard. This is the fifth time I have had to walk her through the process of adding contacts into her contact list.

Crontard by EagleAS October 29, 2011

Crowtard

An act of such exceptional stupidity that it will inspire the intelligent people around to lose their cool and retort in kind.

From the words 'Crowbar' and 'Retard'.

First Example:
"Officer, I didn't mean to hurt him, honestly. He just grabbed a crowtard and came at me, and I had to unleash the beast."

Second Example:
First Guy: You know, I seem to have a specific look that I give people that tells them "I'm going to kill you". I wish I could use it at any time.

Second Guy: I, strangely enough, know that feeling. I can do the creepy face that weirds some people out, and makes some people look at me like I'm insane or just ridiculous, but that heartless 'I really want you dead' look kinda has to be pried out of me with a crowtard.

Crowtard by AlphaMaelstrom January 31, 2010

croctadoctorus 

its a mix between a crocodile and a pterodactyl it can shape-shift and has big cartoony muscly arms that he uses to fly down and punch douche bags and people how litter. (nonbeliever also get punched)

dude i was just sitting in the park tripping people who walked by me when all of a sudden a croctadoctorus came out of nowhere and punched me

croctadoctorus by nooooo studios (tristin) May 16, 2010

croctadoctorus 

its mix between a crocodile and pterodactyl, that have two big talons in the back and two cartoony muscly arms in the front that are use to harmed (or kill) douche bags and litters. nonbelievers also get harmed ........(or killed).

"oh my god its a croctadoctorus run away!!!!!"

croctadoctorus by nooooo studios May 16, 2010

Crowtard

Of or relating to mental retardation, slow, mentally incapable, stupid

“Dumbass failed third grade. He’s such a crowtard.”
“That girls fecal factory is so medic, it’s crowtarded “

Crowtard by EverydayHeroes November 10, 2020

crocward 

when situations become awkward due to the fact that somebody is wearing crocs.

After she showed everybody her shoes, the conversation was really crocward.

Last night was crocward!

crocward by bl0ndeee October 21, 2010