croakies 

Name for the sunglasses strap first used by contractors, fishermen, golfers, etc, then made popular on college campuses in the south by fraternity guys. Considered by some to be the hallmark of the frat boy, much as the Vera Bradley purse is to the sorority girl.

Sport fisherman: I have croakies for my ray-bans that float in case they fall off in the water.

Frat boy: Me too!

Sport fisherman: The only time you need to worry about them falling off is when youre doing a kegstand.

croakies by i will beat you with my crack rock August 29, 2006

Chocolate shit coockies 

You go into someone’s house while they’re away, take a shit on a cookie sheet throw it into the oven and set it to broil and leave.

Hope the neighbors like chocolate shit coockies.

Chocolate shit coockies by Skunk knuckles May 5, 2020

crockie 

Something that defines an idiot

She's Crockie bro

crockie by Chrissyco April 9, 2017

coockies 

A soft chewy treat, not unlike cookies, yet much better

Guy: So whatd you have for dessert yesterday?
Girl: Oh, just some coockies
Guy: Oof, you luck af. Can I has some?
Girl:How darest thou ask such of me?!? I shall smit thee with my coockieness!

coockies by TheWikid2018 August 21, 2018

Cockies 

A line of men lying down next to one another with thier erections in the air, resembling the Rocky Mountains whilst a woman goes down the line and blows each one, henceforth tapping the Cockies, but instead of beer, there is sperm...everywhere.

Oh that bitch ain't tapping the Rockies for some cold refreshing Coors light, shes tapping the Cockies for some warm, unadulterated cum in her throat.

Cockies by Nicolae Shoryuka November 27, 2007

cockies 

This cookie is a rare delicacy very commonly found in central Asian countries. The Cockie was Shakespeares fuel for writing and performing his exciting plays. The cockie is deep fried in chicken oil and filled with seamen, tiny violent blue creatures from the deep sea wielding spears.

That dude is so cockies!

cockies by super awesomo January 9, 2008

Chockies

Chocolates

Oh I've been given a box of chockies

Chockies by ElDuffo May 8, 2018