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New-York hardcore band from the '80s.
random dude: what is your favorite band?

me: the f**king cro-mags!
by francoismathieu June 19, 2006
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a person with an unusually pronounced forehead, exhibiting apelike behaveior.
hte football team was full of cro-mags
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New-York hardcore band from the '80s.
random dude: what is your favorite band?

me: the f**king cro mags!
by francoismathieu June 19, 2006
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Derogatory term used to describe people of European descent. The term implies that Europeans are the descendants of the sub-human Cro-magnon species, who are described as having been tall and fair skinned.
These cro-mags lack the human qualities of tolerance and empathy.
by M1-A August 18, 2011
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I'm going to cromag the potatoes before peeling.
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