A massive bowel explosion that shoots you into the sky and absolutely obliterates the earth, causing an apocalypse that causes global warming and wipes the planets population entirely.
Ricky: Hey dude, you seem off. What’s up?
Greg: I just got back from Chipotle and I think I’m gonna have a critical shit.
Greg: I just got back from Chipotle and I think I’m gonna have a critical shit.
by Graybin Mooch April 5, 2019
the meme: critical shit, where the the soldier from team fortress 2 screams, with a horribly misfigured mouth, and flames coming out of his eyes
by direct crit October 20, 2023