critchy

1. the unmentionable area between a women's legs

Lady Gaga's critchy is about to pop out of that dress-thing.

by Little Critchy February 1, 2010

critchy

a combination of cranky and bitchy

"That ho is critchy"

"My girlfriend must be about to get her period because she is critchy"

by chocolatedaddy April 3, 2007

Critchy

A crotch itch

"I'd like to go out with you, but I have a bad case of the critchies."

"Hey, why are wiggling like that"
"I've got a mad critchy"

"I've got a critch I'd like you to scratch."

by Ladylucyy April 20, 2019

Snitchy Critchy

(male) person with disappointing private parts

You snitchy critchy! I knew you couldn't stand up to your reputation.

by bob inifinite May 30, 2012