critchets 

This is a silly adjective for something being described as nasty or gross.

Kid #1: Look at that bug.
Kid #2: Eww, it's frigging critchets!

critchets by Dana ccc September 5, 2007

they gave me crickets 

It's a slang phrase that means "No response", sometimes used by just typing the cricket emoji "🦗".

Keemstar tweeted out: "Jake Paul is a bitch"
The people: *No response*
Keemstar: THEY GAVE ME CRICKETS!

they gave me crickets by Maldox July 1, 2019

Bloomer Crickets

Bloomer Crickets are slang for Pubic Lice Infestation. Also called "crabs," pubic lice are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.

Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misunderstanding is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.

Infection in a young child or teenager may indicate sexual activity or sexual abuse.

Signs and symptoms of Bloomer Crickets include:
Itching in the genital area
Visible nits (lice eggs) or crawling lice

Bloomer Crickets by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005

Peach Crickets 

Crabs, Vagina Bugs, Form of STD for women

The Girl has Peach Crickets.

Peach Crickets by Dexter Hulk October 13, 2015

*crickets*

The sound of silence. In wilderness areas during the still of the night, all that can be heard is the sound of crickets chirping.

"I asked him where things stand on the contract. All I heard was.... (crickets)."
"She promised to give me a progress report last week. Since then --- *crickets* "

*crickets* by WmB December 22, 2013

vegas crickets 

The annoying folk on Las Vegas Boulevard that hand out cards for strippers/escorts etc. They flick the cards making a clicking noise kinda like crickets chirping.
strip crickets, strip confetti

Those vegas crickets are always getting in the way

vegas crickets by SomethingMild January 14, 2010

SoaR Crickets 

youtube.com/crickxts
He hits his F key so fast I wonder what his fingers do to a women's vagina

SoaR Crickets has the ability to make a girl orgasm in 2 seconds with his fast as fuck boyy fingers

SoaR Crickets by yuhererera November 9, 2019