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he is really smeaxy,loyal,tall,smart, awesome, and kind really athletic
cristobal is a reallyy nice guy
cristobal by kelvin123 September 5, 2019

Cristoval 

The coolest guy you will meet even for a short time hese worth your time 😍
Hey girl did you hear about Cristoval hese so amazing
Cristoval by killer swagg April 13, 2015
A badass Hispanic. Someone who just doesn't give a fuck really.
"Have you meet Cristobal? Don't mess with that Mexican!"
Cristobal by Omen chaos September 3, 2014
Cristofer is a boy that gets in love so many times. He is a very loving with all girls. If you ever find a boy named Cristofer you are a very lucky woman. Cristofer pairs with the name melanny or Britney. He is really nice.cute and has A really nice funny PERSONALITY ..
i like you cristofer,"oh really would u be my girlfriend?
Cristofer by By: Emma Garcia May 11, 2018

Christosaur

n.
1. The Messiah, as foretold by the prophets of the Scripts of the Gouche. Often used with the.
2.the Fistish religious teacher whose life, death, and resurrection as reported by the prophets of the Scripts of the Gouche are the basis of the Fistian message of fistalvation
3. the chosen one who enforces good Fistian practices. It is well known that anyone absent from Sunday mass will be hunted down and violently fisted with the Christosaur's legendary fist (wrist girth measured at approximately 2.34 feet), only stopping when the offender's colon sloughs off around the Christosaur's massive forearm. The Christosaur then rolls the sloughed colon up His arm and allows it to dry until it resembles dried calamari. This badge of faith shows other what will happen if they don't go to mass.
I didn't make mass on Sunday and the Christosaur fisted me back to B.C.E.
Christosaur by Selur Natas September 12, 2004

Cristescu 

To remove ones shirt and reveal ones torso for any reason other than the appropriate. Such as funerals, stakeholders lunches and in the arctic circle.
It's -30 degrees out and there are polar bears, what is he doing going all cristescu? I suppose he will be protected by those massive guns.
Cristescu by HelloShon October 30, 2008