Skip to main content

crispy critter 

A person who has suffered extensive, usually fatal, burns.

Military slang, but applicable to the civilian world.
There was one casualty in the hotel fire, a crispy critter.
crispy critter by robert January 18, 2005

crispy critter 

Someone who has taken too much acid, mushrooms, or other hallucinogens and is now in a permanent state of being "crispy" or spaced out.
Lorien and her crispy critter friends are working on their plan to replenish the sun with hydrogen so we can all stay warm.
crispy critter by moonlion January 19, 2004

Crispy Critter 

A furry, Hippie, Liberal, brain fired, loon
Them crispy critters need to be put on leash.
Damn crispy critters keep tryna blame everything on guns.

crispy critter 

A term used for old people whose brains are so fried that they can't think straight.
"That old crispy critter just pulled out and almost hit me!"
crispy critter by rsed November 10, 2006

Crispy Critter 

A person who does not shower regularly and their hair has gotten crispy.
That crispy critter smells like piss and B.O.

crispy critter 

gi: look at that crispy critter
nva spy: haha yeah man lets go massacre this montagnard village