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Connor Crispens

retard who cant even hold a fart in
"He was ripping ass all class! He's such a Connor Crispens!"

crispin giles gilbert 

A boy that gets all the girls but is known as a shy and humble person. He is good at football while being at centre half and being 6ft.
There is Crispin Giles Gilbert he is very tall
thinks im stupid for telling him that i want him
But if humankind started shutting down and turned cold, what would become of us? why is the western hemisphere so obsessed with cool and cynical?
I want to date, mate and fate Crispin.
Crispin by Krkič September 17, 2019

cristinasexual

being obsessed with cristina yang from greys anatomy. loving cristina with all your heart and mind. :)
i believe that i’m cristinasexual, i cant stop staring at cristina yang pictures and rewatching her on screen.
cristinasexual by soosona January 2, 2021
the most powerful roman/green god ever. He strikes his enemy’s with dark flame lightning. He’s able to defeat Zeus and all the olympician gods together. His mortal name is Carl
CRISPUS HES SO POWERFUL
crispus by He is our last hope October 21, 2021

Droppin Crispies 

1. A richly historied meta-phrase with deep roots in the annals of literature. It is said to transcend meaning. Misusing it is considered a grievous faux-pas among literary adepts.
2. Derived from the rapper-maxim "drop it like it's hot." When one "drops a crispy," they have waited too long to drop the hot object, and now they are all burned up.
Person 1: "Greetings, fellow. How fares the wind in your sails?"
Person 2: "I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon, And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on."
Person 1: "That sounds superlative. Did I mention how much I like your loafers?"
Person 2: "Sorry, could you repeat that? All I heard were roaring flames as you started Droppin Crispies. We can't be friends anymore, man."