An American brand of shortening that is produced by B&G Foods. Introduced in June 1911 by Procter & Gamble,
Crisco is the best
by SPrice1980 April 23, 2022
We were only having fun when we discovered the Crisco pole, since PPD greased Philly's street poles in Crisco when the Eagles won to prevent climbing but, lo and behold, true Birds fans succeeded on the slippery climb.
by southphillyclout January 27, 2018
Meeting someone for the first time and thinking so little of them that you leave without saying goodbye.
A: Oh do you know where Joe went? I wanted to say goodbye before I leave.
B: Oh I think he already left.
A: Ah yes, it's so like him to leave like Crisco.
B: Oh I think he already left.
A: Ah yes, it's so like him to leave like Crisco.
by ShadowlessEdge November 20, 2022
When a fat drunk ape opens 5x HU while chewing on a stale cheese curl that he pulled from his back fat
Things were going ok until he started running the Crisco Crippler with 42o and flopping the wheel. What a retarded manatee.
by Gossip Gary March 26, 2022
A Crisco Slipper is when you sneak up on some while they're sleeping and put Crisco on their genitals.
by YungSyphilis March 4, 2022
by Shank James September 16, 2017
by tuffpuff June 28, 2008