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cripple whipper is when you find a crippled person a then grab him/her and start hitting people with them to make the people you are hitting also crippled!
Joe pasquarlie didn't like elton john so nipple hair started to cripple whipper peter pan with a cripple the ghandi was not happy so calvin cline kicked him down the stairs.
by kikasskiwi February 18, 2009

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