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Crinkly Dinker 

"crinkly dinker" describes someone or something that's needlessly complex, confusing, or inefficient. It could imply that the person or thing is causing unnecessary complications or difficulties due to their actions or attributes.
Despite his promises of efficiency, his approach to project management turned out to be a crinkly dinker, leading to unnecessary complications and delays.
Crinkly Dinker by Beancakeman August 17, 2023
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crinkle dick 

A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".
"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."
crinkle dick by userbits March 7, 2010
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shit crinkle 

A worthless fold or air-pocket in excrement.
davidlopan123 is a shit crinkle
shit crinkle by aardvarks September 27, 2007
Damn.. he pulled those hoes by explaining the Star Wars lore. Man's a crink.
Crink by crinkinthesehoes September 6, 2022

Crinkly Lettuce 

An old lady's outer labia. An old woman's cunt.
Dave: She's a bit old for you isn't she.
Jim: That's alright, I like a bit of Crinkly Lettuce.
Crinkly Lettuce by Maomaor January 6, 2012

Crinkling 

Furries walking about in diapers. Mostly filled.

Other terminologies include: Crinkle
At RainFurrest they were crinkling.
This is how you crinkle.
Crinkling by Kekistani_Memefag July 17, 2017

crinkle ass 

older person whose butt skin as become crinkled
Suzie: "I can't go out with you, Howard. You're too old for me. You old crinkle ass."
crinkle ass by Squeazl August 4, 2009