crinkle dick 

A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".

"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."

crinkle dick by userbits March 7, 2010

Crinklewink

1. A nasty, brutish person. Often British.
2. Ed Sheeran

Person 1: "Do you know that guy Jonathan?"
Person 2: "Yeah i know him. He's such a fucking crinklewink"

Crinklewink by Exvidead January 5, 2021

crinkle dick 

A dick which is shriveled or wrinkled.

Jeremy came out of the pool and the girl said "gross Jeremy has a crinkle dick."

crinkle dick by Wesfool19 May 16, 2006

crinklewinkle 

Codeword for a guy you like. Your best- friends ex whom she says to "go after"

"What are we supposed to call him so he doesn't catch on?"

"Crinklewinkle!"

crinklewinkle by yagirlyas September 18, 2020

Jermain Crinklesack 

A god at Baseball, Football, Soccer, and Hockey.

Friend 1: “Did you know that Jermain Crinklesack has won a championship in every sport he has played?”

Friend 2: “Wow really, that’s amazing.”

Jermain Crinklesack by oi_crispy December 5, 2020

Crinkleneck trout

Crinkleneck trout is a colloquial term for cylindrical shaped feces.

Oops! I totally forgot to flush that crinkleneck trout. lol. You're welcome.

Crinkleneck trout by Lunch Meat September 19, 2018

Crinklefucker

those little stick-on giftwrap bows

You know where the box of Crinklefuckers went?

Crinklefucker by Erthæl The Protogen March 2, 2026