When your buddy passes out after getting shit-faced, and you use your own dick to trace a penis on his forehead.
Parker got fucked up and passed out on the kitchen table so Danny is in there crime scening his dumb ass.
by Crime scening November 26, 2017
The back of a taxi cab or car the morning after hitting the late night drive thru - littered with half eaten burgers and french fries....
What the hell? The back of the Bryan's truck is a Crime Scene!
Yea, we hit White Castle at 3 AM coming home from downtwon....
Yea, we hit White Castle at 3 AM coming home from downtwon....
by B. Hanback July 26, 2009
When you are having sex with a girl with the lights off and you think she is super wet for you, but then when it's over you get up and turn on the lights, and it looks like someone was murdered in your bed because she was on her period. CSI in that bed!
Last night I was boning Emily and and I thought she was super wet, but then when I turned on the lights it looked like a crime scene.
by hoola123 November 27, 2012
by Pierre Bennet January 5, 2022
When you are having sex and choking a girl to enhance her orgasm but accidently choke her too long and she suffocates. Instead of stopping you blow your load on her face leaving your DNA evidence for the police. If she does not die it's called attempted murder.
by Pittduq February 1, 2010
"Lay down there, be the body."
"I'm not lying down near that blood stain!"
"Are you crazy? That's CLEARLY crime scene oil."
"Oh. Okay."
"I'm not lying down near that blood stain!"
"Are you crazy? That's CLEARLY crime scene oil."
"Oh. Okay."
by misspelld March 7, 2010
by captain shitastic July 27, 2016