When your buddy passes out after getting shit-faced, and you use your own dick to trace a penis on his forehead.
Parker got fucked up and passed out on the kitchen table so Danny is in there crime scening his dumb ass.
by Crime scening November 26, 2017
by geniusH August 6, 2006
The back of a taxi cab or car the morning after hitting the late night drive thru - littered with half eaten burgers and french fries....
What the hell? The back of the Bryan's truck is a Crime Scene!
Yea, we hit White Castle at 3 AM coming home from downtwon....
Yea, we hit White Castle at 3 AM coming home from downtwon....
by B. Hanback July 26, 2009
A place where there is lots of visible evidence of the presence of a filthy tart that has come on and doesn't clean up after herself. Whether this be bedsheets soaked in menstral blood, or more common to find, a ladies loo with pints of blood on the walls, bog and floor and bloody bog roll blocking the bog itself.
That skanky hoe hella left a crime scene in the bog last night. I bet she's got a minge like a bullet wound.
by fookmey'no December 13, 2010
When you are having sex with a girl with the lights off and you think she is super wet for you, but then when it's over you get up and turn on the lights, and it looks like someone was murdered in your bed because she was on her period. CSI in that bed!
Last night I was boning Emily and and I thought she was super wet, but then when I turned on the lights it looked like a crime scene.
by hoola123 November 27, 2012
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by mgill238 May 10, 2008