cribondle 

noun: someone who never leaves the house, or more aproppriately-apartment.

Alvin was such a cribondle he called Pink-Dot for toilet paper...lame!

cribondle by sandspit September 24, 2007

cribster

A baby who is forced to become trendy by its urban hipster parents. More and more boutiques in upscale neighborhoods cater to these parents, stuck in 1/3-life crisis, who buy their baby clothes and accessories that are essentially scaled-down versions of the Hot Topic product line. It's a way for young moms to live the party life vicariously through their child, 16 years before that child will be allowed to party.

I don't know what's more disturbing: that the 35-year old mom in Starbucks is wearing a babydoll shirt that says "Sex Kitten"... or that her cribster is wearing the same thing.

cribster by Ben Frey January 27, 2007

chibot

a little robotic ninja made of wood, about the size of a decent sized midget or dwarf. Maybe an elf if he is healthy.

Look at that Chibot fly!

chibot by Funnyboyyy March 25, 2003

cribtizm 

The dedication of your new place of residence, usually in some form of party, gathering, or some other social get-together.
A combination of "crib" and "baptism".

Last night, we all went to Justin's new house and celebrated so hard. It was the greatest cribtizm I've ever been to.

cribtizm by ricci-s March 1, 2009

crobot

A rockin' ass band, who made songs such as Legend Of The Spaceborne Killer, Gasoline and Low Life.

man, Crobot is one hell of a band.

crobot by The khan maykèr November 30, 2020

jumbo cribo 

a modern substitute for the term Jesus Christ when used in a blasphemous yet humorous manner. F.k.a. Jeezem Crow

Jumbo Cribo, I'm late for a very important date!

jumbo cribo by Mad Hatter 1984 November 2, 2010

crimbot 

The crime robot!

"Does Crimbot fight crime or commit crime?"
"Whatever needs to be done!"

crimbot by not crimbot March 8, 2010