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crew scheduler 

A person who makes sure there are pilots and flight attendants for each flight going out, takes sick calls, answers ennumerable questions about everything under the sun and gets yelled at for other people's mistakes.
The crew scheduler made sure that there was a full crew to work the flight to Kalamazoo.
crew scheduler by Corlyann February 7, 2006
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crew scheduler 

A minion of Satan.

A person who's profession is to make the lives of pilots, flight engineers and flight attendants a living hell.

See Demon
See Evil
That crew scheduler totally hosed me. I volunteered to cover a trip on my day off, and then she junior manned me on my birthday!
crew scheduler by rmah9k November 8, 2010

Crew Scheduling 

An organization, probably in thrall to the devil, who's sole purpose in life is to torment flight crews. Especially those poor souls stuck on reserve.

See Evil.

See also Demon.
I volunteered to cover a trip on my day off yesterday, and Crew Scheduling Junior Manned me on my birthday!
Crew Scheduling by rmah9k November 8, 2010

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026