something that people do who can't play a real sport, and think they're amazing at life for waking up early for no reason to row a long canoe around.
i do crew because i can't do another sport.
by doodoo1111 October 29, 2006

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A very stange... activity (it's not a sport). All rowers are the most big-headed, egotistical, preppy rich-kid pricks on the face of the planet. They claim that their "sport" requires more physical exertion than any other, when in reality, the "sport" is very static... forward, then back... forward, then back. That's about it.
Rower: "Damn, I'm so sore after crew practice that I can barely operate the clutch on my dad's Ferrari."
Football Player: "Dude, you row a boat..."

Rower: "Jeez, my arms are so sore... I hope I can still whack off to pictures of myself tonight..."
Wrestler: "Dude, you row a goddamned boat! That's all you do! It requires little finesse other than the basic fundamentals! Good lord, you ROW A BOAT IN A STRAIGHT LINE!"
by Gollosus Glabborous April 12, 2006

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Crew is friends or family
I'm going to hang with my crew
by DA WOLF 6 August 02, 2016

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A group of people who work on and operate a ship, aircraft, boat, etc.
"Cookie was the biggest dickhead in the crew of four"
by mcmathies May 22, 2016

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A sport full of drama and teenage angst, where everyone on the team hates everyone else and talks behind people's backs but they pretend to all be best friends.
Person at school: what's wrong with alli and brenna today? They are acting so weird
Other person: oh, you know. They're on crew
Person: ohhh you're right no wonder they're being such bithches!
by crewer January 13, 2015

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