cretinoid 

a person clasified as a cretin or other primary example of a subnormal, defectictive puttyhead.

Take back your cretinoid logic you shiteball.

cretinoid by Anonymous September 24, 2002

cretino 

Cretino is an Italian word for someone who is acting like an idiot, dumb or generally a person of low intelligence.

tu sei cretino!

cretino by MagicMiguelo December 5, 2015

Cretinville 

Where a cretin would lurk, hideout, and act creepy. Where the most shady of weasels spend their days. No person ever wants to visit.

Shady Grady lives in cretinville.

Hey baby Babel go back to cretinville.

Cretinville by Sociable December 8, 2010

cretinous

(adj) Cretin-like, idiotic, boorish (Word found in many early 20th Cent dictionaries has enjoyed recent slang usage, especially among hackers. “Crétin” is a not entirely respected French dialectal term for a deformed or retarded person)

Brittney Spears is a cretinous poster-girl.

cretinous by Bill Peters November 11, 2006

Cretinous Etinous 

A creature that partakes in cretinous activities

Craig: Why are you wearing shorts in winter you cretinous etinous?
Jamie: short weather innit

Cretinous Etinous by TeevReqq May 22, 2021

cretinist 

Usually a fundamentalist, holier-than-thou, Bible-thumping, Scripture-quoting, Hallelujah-ing Christian, who often claims to be a "creation scientist" despite obviously bad science and flawed logic. Outspoken and eloquent, they can be very persuasive to the uninformed and pose a grave danger to our public school systems. Someone who naively and blindly believes in what one ancient book (Genesis) says and ignores the huge mountain of evidence and the power of human logic attesting to the rise of man and other species by naturalistic (sans divine intervention) mechanisms. Some also still believe that the earth is flat.

A notorious cretinist is "Dr." Kent Hovind who bought his degree from a diploma mill.

Suggested reading: The Selfish Gene, by renowned Oxford biologist Dr. Richard Dawkins. This is one book that, if you can uderstand the complexities involved can change your whole worldview forever as it did mine.

Beware, a cretinist may be coming to a church or PTA meeting near you!

cretinist by Neo-Darwinian, ex-Christian May 4, 2004

Cretenoid 

A person who makes sentences like: "Then I heard something ,something so horrible it made me eat my pocket calculator while laser beams made from cannon balls were running marathons around my ironing iron."

The formal definition is a breeding mistake made by an idiot ,a moron and a kamikaze

PERSON A:Hey! How are you?

CRETENOID: I don't know. Disturbed.

PERSON A: Why?

CRETENOID: Becouse my door fell down and
started singing the national
anthem.

Cretenoid by Tale07.cro January 12, 2009