To masturbate creepily, more specifically in a public area.
Derived from Puerto Rican singing sensation Elvis Crespo, who was recently accused of masturbating under an airplane blanket next to a woman on his airplane.
To complete a crespo completely, one should later deny any accusations that follow.
"ca...CABRON que carajos estas haciendo? te stas tirando un crespo
aki mismo a mi lado?"/ "no me acuerdo"
"dude i just pulled a crespo
in lecture today"
Acting in a selfish, greedy, or dirtbag-ish fashion.
Ed smoked the blunt, but didn't throw down on it. What a crespo move.
To tell your friends that you're going home, but not actually do it.
Ted- "Fuck this, I'm going home!"
Blair- "Way to pull a crespo you piece of shit."
A brand of fucking tasty olives innit. I get mine as tescos
me: Pass me that jar of delicious crespo brand olives, fag.