Cleethorpes 

Amazing seaside resort in North East Lincolnshire, England. Yorkies fuckin love the place and think it's heaven.

I had one tart sat on me face and another bouncing on me dick, I felt like I was in Cleethorpes!!!

Cleethorpes by bazevans September 20, 2011

creetcos

• One of the best cosplayers on the social media platform, tiktok.

• The leader of the fanbase called the “creet army”

“Dude, did you see Creetcos’ newest video?”
“Yeah bro, I’m #creetarmy for life!”

creetcos by creetarmy June 4, 2021

Cleethorpes 

I used to live just outside Cleethorpes, and some wise-ass broke and re-arranged the letters on one of those old wooden direction/mileage signs from CLEETHORPES to CLITHERPES. Just thought I'd share that with you.

1970s holiday-makers' advert: "Come to Cleethorpes - it's better than fucking Spain!" Clearly aimed at ignorant Yorkies.

Cleethorpes by Donkey Kong September 14, 2004

creetch

A creature, monster, or mythical animal

The creetch was very silly looking!

creetch by Type2GenomeManiac June 2, 2017

creetchy

creetchy is a combination of both creepy weird and sketchy.

Kathryn Rickour is creetchy because she had anal sex with an elephant.

creetchy by bonker betty boopers October 17, 2006

Cretcher 

Some combination of a creeper, stalker and/or a sketchy person. Usually found watching other people without them noticing.

My God, Brittney was watching them all night; she's such a cretcher!

Cretcher by -Supafly- December 16, 2008

Cleethorpes 

A smacked up place that the Yorkies adore, got fuck all here for you except people asking you where the best coke is. Don’t forget the finest prostitutes straight out of the sex clinic are located right here, if you want a good time with an STD lucky dip, get your horny arse to Clee. Don’t worry though, they will take anything - chips, kfc, 20 packs of jps or a giffgaff top up! If you’re looking for a nice homey seaside don’t come here, it’s a dirty river full of used condoms and everyone’s piss. Fancy a late night hike? Around cleethorpes, you can see our finest attractions! These include; crackhead corners where they itch like a bitch and beg you for 20p, finest chinese with every breed of dogs used, foreigners who taxi you about for a shocking price, who cook your chicken until it’s pink for a shocking price and an upset stomach - youre favourite! Let’s not forget pleasure Isla — nevermind she’s skint..but anyways come to cleethorpes if you wanna step on dirty needles on the av, contract diseases from our famous prozzys or more!

Just remember to always tick your drugs here bc nobody’s hard here

Tourist: Oh I’m so happy to be at Cleethorpes. It seems so good!
11 year old boy: Ayo wagwan g , you got any fags for me fam , safe g
42 year old prozzy: if you buy me a giffgaff top up, 20 fags and a £10 wilko gift card, I’ll let you spunk on my face
Winos out in society: *sniffing coke*

Bouncers: *choking out every fuck* ZERO CHILL
Tourist: oh golly gosh what a shit place

Cleethorpes by Dangleeballzxx October 24, 2019