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When you are golfing with your buddies, it is the act of slamming on the gas when one buddy is half in the golf cart and the hand rail from the cart slams and slides through said buddies ass crack resembling the act of sliding a credit card.
**If you are really couragous, you can dare to try the infamous "Credit Fraud". Which is the act of credit checking not only the passenger, but also the driver(you).
Shamus: "ah man Ryan surprised me with the ol' Credit Check on the 9th hole!"

Jon: "i totally pulled off that Credit Fraud on the 13nth, but paid for it with a bogey!"
credit check by hsduke006 June 30, 2010
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when you swipe your hand through someone's ass like a credit card. THEN smell hand and say "wow, you've been approved"
You have just been Credit Checked!
credit check by flanstar February 28, 2005

Nazi Credit Check 

The act of giving a credit check ( the act of swiping ones hand through the ass crevace of another) whilst sneaking up on him and pulling his forehead backwards making him temporarily paralyzed, spazzing, and crumble to the ground violently ( taking everything aorund him out along with him )
Eddie crumbled to the ground hard and violently after Joey gave him a Nazi Credit Check
Nazi Credit Check by Valente Bros. January 13, 2008

Instant Payday Loans No Credit Check Guaranteed Approval 

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Due to the high cost of the loans, many borrowers seem to be failed in the loan repayment. This sometimes lowers their credit score if they don’t understand their responsibilities towards their loan payments which then creates problems ahead.

Still, people find it a great option for their emergencies when all doors are closed for them to get assistance. Commonly traditional banks and lenders prefer offering loans to those who have maintained their credit score.

Otherwise, they charge double followed by banking formalities which become hard very often for the borrowers. After all that, there is no guarantee for their $200 dollar loan approval while applying for no credit check payday loans with an instant approval decision through them.

But you can get Instant Payday Loans No Credit Check Guaranteed Approval after applying from the direct lenders because they don’t let you get depressed. Your lower credit score also works for them because they are aware that everyone can’t have a perfect credit score.

Winnipeg Credit Check 

A hockey player swipes the toe of their stick between their opponents butt cheeks and across the butthole, in the fashion of swiping a credit card.
Ohhhh! Weston just gave Grady a Winnipeg Credit Check.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026