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Catology 

Catology is what anyone who owns a cat is doomed to practice for the rest of their 'pets' natrual life, little do most pet owners realise that they are being pulled into this dangerous cult of cats.
Person 1: "Why are you bowing to your cat?"

Catologist: "Don't you know about catology?"

Person 1: "No?"

Catologist: "Its like scientology-lite!!"
Catology by Asteroth February 21, 2010
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Crapology 

An apology that is crap.
No one wants an insincere crapology.
Crapology by Jeff D November 13, 2005

Cleavology 

The study of tits which may also be extended to ass based on similarities between structure and function of both as well as their possible benefits to society and mankind.
"Dude, what class are you going to?"

"Women's Studies *sigh*...it's a requirement for my Cleavology major."
Cleavology by Fondue Overdrive February 16, 2010

cheatology 

The study of cheaters and why they do what they do.
Bro I’ve been cheated on so many times I’m gonna study cheatology
cheatology by Ndnfuxh February 4, 2019

Crapology 

Crapology: the study of anything that does not reach a high standard as set by the majority of stake holders. Subject is generally a singular object or noun that many people submit evidence on to be reviewed by a group. An example might be crap photos of birds. Criteria to be met may include blurred images, poor placement of the subject, poor distance.

Any object may become the subject of a study in its crappiness. The only criteria is that people must volunteer to judge the object objectively without feeling and bias.
Studying the crappiness of any subject requires a PhD in crapology
Crapology by Sparklelarkle November 13, 2021

crapology 

the study of feces to predict the future
Crapology is an ancient and venerated practice going back to the dawn of mankind
crapology by steve austin July 21, 2004

craptology 

cr-ap-to-logy
- noun
1. the branch of biology dealing with the study of feces and all fecal matter; including airborne fecal particles, and also the lesser known fart particles.
2. the study of poo and how it is created; what foods make what type of poo; (i.e. shapes)
3. the study of poo and the meaning of it's colors; what food makes what color of poo.

Related Words: Pootology, Crap 101, Shitonomy, Fecal Fallacies 1002, etc.
For my craptology final I was dissecting my brother's fecal matter, and discovered that the red colors were because of the pills he had ingested earlier for his tummy.