Used to define one's loss, mostly a big loss.
You saw the elections last night?
Yeah, McCain got creamed!
by Swoddie March 25, 2009
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When a guy blows his load inside A vagina or anus
Kaylee : So did you and Chad fuck last night?
Kiersten : We sure did he fucked my pussy so hard I was screaming and moaning the whole time!
Kaylee : You don't say!
Kiersten : He can really pack the cum after he Creamed me it was running out of my pussy like a river of semen!
Kaylee : Wow you are so lucky I wish my guy would cream my pussy like that!
Kiersten : Yes I am blessed and tonight he's gonna cream my ass!
Kaylee : Lucky!
by SlopNChop March 7, 2017
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Verb

1) To jiz/make a romance explosion

Noun

1) A load/romance goo

2) A rock band from the 1960s, who's music today is still loved, despite having only 4 studio albums.
A heard Crossroads on the radio today. Clapton's guitar solo made me cream my shorts.
by rogerthewhale April 8, 2013
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Creaming is the action of releasing semen. Many people use the word as another word for masturbation or another term for semen, but it is mainly just the release, however it can be a reference to semen.
You can say something like "I just creamed myself" or "cream" and they both are a reference to jizzed.
Person A: "Ahh fuck, I just creamed myself"
Person B: "Mmm, lemme have a taste."
by nigerfagot March 23, 2017
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To cream oneself - a euphemism often used to describe the extreme stimulation of mind and especially body on casting eyes upon a fellow human with breathtaking good looks. To cream oneself is both a guy and girl thing. For a guy to cream himself is that feeling of urgency - that feeling of imminent unloading of his testicles following on from a mind bogglingly rapid penile erection, which in reality stops short of ejaculation and rather leads to a heavy anticipatory outflow of precum/prostatic fluid.

For a girl to cream herself constitutes an extraordinarily rapid vaginal outflow of lubrication - for some girls an actual g-spot ejaculation/squirt - following the inevitable engorgement of her vulva, again, in mistaken instinctive preparation for imminent sexual congress. Arrested by the physical barrier of her panties, her outflow is momentarily so warm and damp that her vulva feels as if it has been immersed in warm cream!
She only had to see her idol bare his chest on-stage revealing his ripplingly taut torso, and she sensed a warm very pleasurable yet urgent fullness develop within her lower belly. She quickly became aware of a warm damp feeling developing in the crotch of her newly laundered panties. She had creamed herself! “Oh heck” she pondered fleetingly between lustful yells of undying love from the front row at her fantasy on-stage lover "....forgot to bring a change of pants!” Nothing for it, she crouched, reached up to her creamed panties, pulled them down and out from beneath her skirt and tossed them at her idol a few meters away. His eye caught hers as her soaked panties hit the stage before him! Seeing him promptly peel them from the stage - seeing him realize how wet they were – seeing him returning her gaze with a smile then playfully draping their still warm dampness across his face, she swooned and creamed herself all the more! Second-stage creaming with no panties! … “Oh heck….” she repeated, eyes rolling in her sockets, “… I am soooo leaking! – oh god!”
by Epigenie1 December 28, 2010
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Cream is sweet, like dessert, should be FEMININE.
How the hell has it become slang for male ejaculate instead of a woman's tasty kinky peach juices?

Cream: slippery body fluids a woman's wonderful genitalia excrete when she is sexually aroused. Also, female ejaculates from strong orgasms, usually after much whip cream making excitement has occurred.

You make whipping cream in a bowl, a woman's bowl (#7), a guy can add his cum to her cream, but the best cream flows from a woman and does not squirt out from a man's hydrant--which is more like tapioca,eggwhite, or blended tofu than being ANYTHING like CREAM---wonderful woman's cream.
If a woman is a screamer, you can even call it scream cream.

re. earlier entry. Yes, cream referred to violence (usually juveniles, especially in 60's and 70's), as well as sports ("cream opposing team" instead of "beat opposing team). At the time, besides "creaming" someone referring to causing physical pain some (usually male juveniles)called dodge ball "smear the queer"(schoolyard wilding), homophobism then was even worse than today.
An old sigline I thought up for a sexually oriented message board joining the forum got you discounts from the "toy store"thinking of _____ who tore out my heart: If you've been a really good bad girl needing punishment, after your spanking, I'll spread open your thighs for the rest of your whipping, the Tongue-lashing a really good very bad girl deserves. Forced to make whipping lash cream and melt in my mouth if not in my hands.
I'm kind of old, ____ wasn't, once emailed something about me knowing when I've got it right as she'd make plenty of CREAM for me. So it can't just be regional(____ lives 1000's miles away in the West) or generational(she's not old), so how about some FEMALE cream defintions?
by Doppel September 22, 2005
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