by Icameupwithit July 12, 2018
by Jersey Phil March 13, 2014
Rachel is a cock tease. She dry humped me on the couch all night then left me with the worst purple creamers. I had to rub out a rope.
I spent all afternoon watching granny porn and edged myself to the most painful purple creamers. But the old lady sucked me off when she got home. About blew the back of her head off with that nut.
I spent all afternoon watching granny porn and edged myself to the most painful purple creamers. But the old lady sucked me off when she got home. About blew the back of her head off with that nut.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
“Did you see Linda at the party?” “Yeah, me and a bunch of guys were upstairs stacking creamers in her!”
by DryFire3 October 6, 2019
To be beating your meat for awhile then when you are almost done find a turtle and rip it from it’s shell and nut in the shell and then stick it back on using duck tape
by That squirrel guy March 27, 2018
The act of when you have late night sex and cum on a girl. She falls asleep and when she wakes up she's got crusty jizz on her face.
by Dubble A & J. Roc June 25, 2015
Jenna: "Why is Matty always in the bathroom?!"
Kevin: "Boys have needs! Ya know, mixing the creamer."
Kevin: "Boys have needs! Ya know, mixing the creamer."
by thenewcanaanlife June 2, 2014