It is when your girl puts moldy cottage cheese in her mouth and gives you a blowjob. Then she throws up on your dick.
My girl said do you want a turtel for my birthday I was so happy.
by turtelmaster November 20, 2014
Get the turtel mug.
when the tip of your shit pokes out of your asshole,then pop it back in,Like a turtel's head poping out of it's shell.
i got to shit so bad i am turteling.
by soup bone February 5, 2008
Get the turteling mug.
A rare form of diarrhoea that rather the liquefy human waste, it hardens, filling your intestines with the waste until you can literally ‘shit’ from your mouth, the waste forming odd shapes much alike to the reptile ‘the turtle’. The occurs only in people named ‘Ben’ or ‘Abercrombie’
"Holly Shit, Ben! You've got Turtle spaK! Quick! hang upside down befor you choke!"
by Freaky Hobbit August 1, 2005
Get the Turtel spaK mug.