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Lice cream squirter 

It's when u forcefully shoot out the syphilis infected cum out of your vagina or anus
When the cum fell out of her I knew she was a lice cream squirter

Squirty Cream 

While many Americans will simply call whipped cream in a can “whipped cream”, hilariously, parts of the UK call it “squirty cream”.

Where I live, Youtube blocks any mention of squirty cream from search results and google’s search engine is just really weird about the term.

#freesquirtycream
Guy 1: Hey mate, could you pass the squirty cream
Guy 2: ok
Guy 1: Thanks

Guy 1 then proceeds to spray squirty cream on his ice cream.
Squirty Cream by Squirtycream September 19, 2020

Squirty Cream 

What happens when a man ejaculates inside a woman who then proceeds to squirt afterwards.

Also a British term for what the Americans call Whipped Cream in a can.
Ginger was horrified to find that Neil was covered in Squirty Cream after she climaxed on top of him.
Squirty Cream by Dr Bradburry September 10, 2021

Squirty Cream 

Its a the evacuation of a cream pie (seman) from a greatful female host threw sneezing or intense orgasm. The evaluation is so violent it causes the cream pie to be evacuated like a airsol.
By wife just sneezed after sex, now there is squirty cream all over the bed

Creamy Squirt 

Its like a man's sperm, but for a girl.
"Her creamy squirting made me horny"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026