crazyfat

One who is beyond obese. One must have hidden elbows (because too much fat surrounds them) and cankles (ankles as thick as their calves), but must also have a pair of sideways butt cheeks for the back of the neck. A crazyfat will appear to be carrying around a child in a pouch like a giant marsupial while they attempt to walk but merely waddle.

(noun) Dude 1: "Damn dude, did you see that crazyfat! His elbows were black holes, I couldn't see them anywhere"

(adjective) Dude 2: "Yea, I thought his crazyfat neck was storing some chicken wings too"

(adjective) Dude 3: "My dad is pretty fat, but damn! At least he ain't crazyfat"

crazyfat by itzLogan April 3, 2009

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CrazyFarmer

Legend has it, a man who treads the icy plains of Canada in search for the holy Beaver. He roams with his Moose at his side, and is rumored to be armed at all times. He ambushes roving traders and supply transports, and then plunders them, in order to gain his supplies. Very dangerous.

Don't travel down that path, CrazyFarmer is said to lurk around these parts. Here, take this weapon with you. Not like it will help, he will kill you on sight regardless.

CrazyFarmer by Medicstranger October 20, 2010