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crazyoldman 

A senile old man that likes to ramble on and use hickery sticks to beat on things.
crazyoldman rambled on about back in his day when he could buy a hicker stick for 1 penny and use it to poke dead bodies
crazyoldman by crazyoldman June 2, 2003

crazyoldman 

Amazingly hip cat who can groove to any tune.
See that Sammy Davis Jnr. theres a crazyoldman who can jive in any dive.
crazyoldman by Anonymous March 24, 2003

crazyoldman 

unfortunate individual with only a single set of cloths who wears the smell encapsulated within them with pride
"do you smell that? its like having a crazyoldman rub his crotch in your face!"
crazyoldman by damotron March 29, 2003

crazyoldman 

guy with no cat-sense who likes to fuck mermen in their clamps and wield himself.
My God if its isnt crazyoldman, quick son, hide the mermen.
crazyoldman by ninjabadger May 24, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026