guy with no cat-sense who likes to fuck mermen in their clamps and wield himself.
My God if its isnt crazyoldman, quick son, hide the mermen.
Explanation for circumcision which doesn't involve a rabbi.
No pretty Palestinian girl, I am not a jew, merely the victim of a cocker spaniel.
Phonetic representation of what happens when you try and get it on with a female cow when it very cold.
And then, just when I was about to get the gold top, my peevle got the judders.
Contraction of a saying which refers to businesslike sex with a girl who is not facially attractive.
"You don't look at the mantlepiece when your stoking the fire."
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