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Crazy Monkey Sex

A frequent reaction women have, usually newly weds, when women are taken to tropical settings and commit unadulterated sexual acts on the other person. Their sexual appetite is dramatically increased and inhibitions are greatly reduced.
New Husband - "Man, when we were in Aruba for our honeymoon, my wife was a fiend for sex. All she wanted to do was have crazy monkey sex all day long!"
Crazy Monkey Sex by Joshermon September 1, 2009
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crazy monkey bitches 

A group of people acting feral while going to get an item/items.
"I was going to get a pencil when my teacher told our class to go up to her desk to get one, but everyone else ran and got one before I could. My classmates are such crazy monkey bitches."

Crazy Monkey/Black Thundercloud

When a woman is giving a man head and he proceeds to ejaculate in one of her eyes, punches her in the other eye, and runs away with her purse.
Whenever I want to end a relationship, or I'm low on cash I just pull a Crazy Monkey/Black Thundercloud and it solves all my problems.

crazy monkey 

Awesomely cool. wicked. Freakin sweet. Off the wall. Pumpin.
Man look at that board!
Aww yeah man, its crazy monkey!
crazy monkey by mizzielizzie January 21, 2006

The Crazy Monkey 

When two lesbians use a banana as a dildo whilst participating in crazy lesbian sex. The taker hangs upside down while screaming like a crazy monkey.
Dude I walked past a tree today and saw two lesbians doing The Crazy Monkey!

I watched a lesbian porno today and saw two lesbians doing The Crazy Monkey and I went bananas.
The Crazy Monkey by SELLCK January 1, 2008

crazy monkey handle sex 

a person having Rectal sex with a man
I had crazy monkey handle sex with your dad.

Crazy Monkey Sex

BECAUSE WE ARE HIGH.

lololol.
abbreviation - cms.
SUBSTITUTE CMS WITH IT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE.
I want it.

(I WANT CRAZY MONKEY SEX)

LOLOLOLOL