Crassitude 

A noun that describes a certain crass attitude that one gives off to others.

(After one has crassed you multiple times in a day) OMG YOU HAVE SO MUCH CRASSITUDE TODAY!

Crassitude by PopcornUnitesOnceMore July 9, 2010

Crashtexting 

The act of creating a text message so long by spamming the same word or phrase that it crashes the victims phone. And sometimes the typer's depending on length.

Usually done by copying the text and pasting it over and over until it increases in length exponentially. Most potent if done in a large group chat.

Person 1: Damn I got crashtexted last night.

Person 2: What was the message?

Person 1: lelelleelell <insert 84713 more characters>

Person 2: YOU JUST CRASHED MY PHONE I WAS SCARED SHITLESS

Person 1: lel

Crashtexting means to be spammed with an extremely long message and it crashes your device.

Crashtexting by Meowmeowsmasher June 27, 2016

crapsite 

A website
a) which is bursting with non-coherent words in order to enter a high ranking in google but does not provide you with something unexpected when opening
b) that is suffering of severe script malfunction, which has not yet been discovered by the administrators

Not to be confused with the websites distributed by spammails.

Joe: "I was browsing for some information for the essay that I got to hand in to Mr Smith tomorrow, but all results I got were purely crapsites!"

Elaine discovered that Mark was obviously not very talented in programming, all his creations turned out to be crapsites.

crapsite by nuocmam May 10, 2009

crashiter 

a person that is rude annoying and is never caught and is a crapy piece of shit

is never nice to any body and is a devil

crashiter by cameron March 9, 2004

Crashsturbation

The phenomenon of attempting masturbation, while simultaneously falling asleep, and being unable to choose a preference for either.

Me: What do you want to do tonight? I'm kind of horny, but I'm also kind of sleepy...
S.O.: I'm not going to be able to go out tonight, I have to work. What are you going to do?
Me: I don't know, I guess I'll stay in and watch TV. I'll probably end up deep in the throes of crashsturbation before the night is over.
S.O.: Sounds good. Let me know which one ends up winning!

Crashsturbation by BigBiscuitDog May 29, 2017

Crashie 

A clingy and overrated attention seeker that's the epitome of a try-hard. She's known for her rants and rudeness towards people, yet many people think that she's a goddess.

I just visited Crashie's blog, and I saw her ranting about life again.

Crashie by Presto234 June 4, 2017

Crashfire T Killjoy 

Synonymous with on fleek. It is abbreviated CTK.

That jersey is Crashfire T Killjoy (CTK), bro. Thanks for noticing. You are CTK, my dudes.

Crashfire T Killjoy by Crashkiller January 5, 2020