crapshaft 

the opposite of amazeballs

those Doritos taco from TBell is amazeballs but the bean burrito is crapshaft.

crapshaft by blah guy December 5, 2012

crapshaith 

it is a word from the band Group X it is another word for crap: shaith just means stuff

If you have a 386 computer it is crapshaith.

crapshaith by Cazbot February 7, 2003

crankshaft 

An important part of an Internal Combustion Engine. It serves the biggest role of an engine, converting Linear motion to Rotary motion. It takes the piston's up-and-down motion, pushing the connecting rod therefore turning the crankshaft. It contains counter-weights to balance the crankshaft so to reduce noise and vibration. It is also connected to the camshaft for timing purposes via a timing belt.

The crankshaft must turn without friction, therefore it has bearings on the case and bearings around the connecting rod. Oil must be supplied, in fact the crankshaft sits in the oil pan. There must be little play, but lateral play occurs, see Crankwalk.

On Manual Transmissions, the wheel with teeth at the end of the crankshaft is called the Flywheel. On Automatic Transmissions, it is called a Flex Plate.

My crankshaft is experiencing crankwalk!

crankshaft by Dave PreZzO February 8, 2007

Crapshait

The compound version of the words crap and shit. Extreamly undesirable.

My english teacher gave me a bunch of crapshait to do -_-

Crapshait by Cykon March 20, 2006

Dusty Crankshaft 

When an old man blows his load in a girls face and all that comes out is dust;therefore pissing the girl off

The girl was pissed at the old mans dusty crankshaft when he blew his load.

Dusty Crankshaft by deichert June 14, 2008

crankshaft 

When a women gives her man a handjob using motor oil as the lubricant.

She crankshafted me at Jiffy Lube and now my dick is stained dark brown.

crankshaft by Alex Winston June 14, 2008

rusty crankshaft 

When you get the shaft a penis very crusty and blistered; the goal is to have a really rough surface area to allow for a painful experience. Then crank your shaft by rubbing and pulling the skin of the penis to irritate it to the point of bleeding with open wounds. Let the blood dry to a dark red color to give it a rusty appearance. Proceed to continuously crank your shaft.

I really want to give myself a rusty crankshaft tonight.

Can you show me what a rusty crankshaft is?

rusty crankshaft by Jose VanSpankMe November 10, 2018