Chippopotamus 

A massively fat individual, normally complete with gunt (f) windows apron (f) or giant belly (m) that's rather fond of wheelbarrow loads of deep fried potato products. When found in Scotland they are fairly recognisable by massive size and dark pink corned-beef pattern on skin.

Look at the size of him/her. What a complete Chippopotamus

Chippopotamus by baby sumo January 26, 2018

crippopotamus 

Somebody who has been rendered disabled by morbid obesity.

- "Hey, Laura ate cake and pies so much that she can't walk any more."
- "Yeah, she's such a crippopotamus."

crippopotamus by Mr_Pc December 27, 2013

chippopotamus 

the current chip leader in a game of poker. can also be shortened to "chippo" for convenience purposes.

Quinn: hey, who's chippopotamus over there?

Mike: Derek is up 200 chips so he is definitely chippo.

chippopotamus by hecksa garth August 9, 2005

crapopotamus 

Someone wading in a swimming pool, unconsciously shits themselves in the same manner as a hippopotamus does in the wild.

After seeing the emerging brown cloud in the water slowly expanding from behind his swim trunks, I concluded that old man was a real crapopotamus.

crapopotamus by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras July 11, 2021