A saying to be used in extreme conditions of fear, exitement, happiness, etc.
Can also be said when someone produces an abnormally large amount of feces.
Can also be said when someone produces an abnormally large amount of feces.
Example 1:
Person : Dude did you see that monkey on a chain flying right at you?
Person 2 : Yea man I fucking crapped a shit!
Example 2:
Person : Hey man you don't look so good.
Person 2 : Thats because I had taco bell for lunch and just crapped a shit.
Person : Ouch.
Person : Dude did you see that monkey on a chain flying right at you?
Person 2 : Yea man I fucking crapped a shit!
Example 2:
Person : Hey man you don't look so good.
Person 2 : Thats because I had taco bell for lunch and just crapped a shit.
Person : Ouch.
by Gcapallday February 24, 2010
by Adam E April 10, 2005
A police officer who is very rich and sexy and who is very good at what he does he makes over 1 million a year
by OFFICER CRAPS N SHITS March 18, 2021
1. (interj.) A phrase that someone says when something bad happens. The increasing vulgarity of each word is caused by the speaker getting more and more pissed off, culminating in a resounding fuck bomb.
2. (n.) A highly grotesque encounter between two or more gay guys, as can be inferred by the name.
2. (n.) A highly grotesque encounter between two or more gay guys, as can be inferred by the name.
1. (driving in car, late for work) "Feces!"
(driver spills coffee on self) "Poop!"
(driver swerves on road) "Crap!"
(cop chases after driver) "Shit!"
(driver crashes car) "FUCK!!!"
2. Guy #1: You hear that Tom and Bill had a feces poop crap shit fuck?
Guy #2: No, I didn't. What's that?
Guy #1: Oh, well they produced feces, then pooped, then crapped, then shat, all whilst fucking.
Guy #2: Oh, that makes sense. Thanks for letting me know, #1.
(driver spills coffee on self) "Poop!"
(driver swerves on road) "Crap!"
(cop chases after driver) "Shit!"
(driver crashes car) "FUCK!!!"
2. Guy #1: You hear that Tom and Bill had a feces poop crap shit fuck?
Guy #2: No, I didn't. What's that?
Guy #1: Oh, well they produced feces, then pooped, then crapped, then shat, all whilst fucking.
Guy #2: Oh, that makes sense. Thanks for letting me know, #1.
by fpcsf bomb August 17, 2011
girl 1: Have you found your cell phone yet?
girl 2: Hold on, I'm working on it. I'm crap digging in the shit-bin.
girl 2: Hold on, I'm working on it. I'm crap digging in the shit-bin.
by moog and a loach November 12, 2010