craple 

another way to reffer to a criple without getting in trouble for mentioning their handicapp disability

1. Holy crip its a craple!(holy crap its a criple)
2. OMG look at that craple...imagine how hard it his for him to get around.

craple by justin November 27, 2004

Maple craple

Another word for nipple twisting people, can also be used as a term for cuming on to someone

Person 1: yo did u see how Jemima maple crapled that dude earlier
Person 2: yh did u see how he maple crapled ya back?

Maple craple by Heyyyyy hoeeeeee April 13, 2019

Cradled

To have held someone in your arms gently. (Past tense)

"We had a bonding moment, I cradled you in my arms!"

Cradled by AnonymousKlance June 27, 2018

Crapload

1/16th of Barney Stinson's annual salary.

GNB pays Barney 16 craploads of money per year.

Crapload by HarryBolz November 4, 2014

Da Vinci's Cradle 

Da Vinci's Cradle (DVC) is the sensational feeling of euphoria and ecstasy in a man's genitals that occurs during extreme falls and especially thrill rides at theme parks.

"Oh hell yes, that ride gave me extreme Da Vinci's Cradle!

"Too bad that the ladies will never experience the awesomeness of DVC."

"Dude, the DVC on that ride almost made me jizz!"

Da Vinci's Cradle by Bobessethoe Crawielyeters April 26, 2009

crapier 

/crap-pee-AY/
An upper-class term for "crapper", or bathroom. Supposedly French in origin, but most likely made up in order to sound sophisticated.

Any woman would love to have that vase adorn her crapier.

crapier by Frungy March 31, 2008

crapeteria

A foul rank disgusting workplace cafeteria

Hey, wanna go get some rancid lunch in the crapeteria

crapeteria by steve austin July 20, 2004