feeling like crap 

Feeling sad, down, stressed, terrible, fed up, depressed

Feeling like crap can be really hard to deal with sometimes, but I'm always here to cheer you up.

feeling like crap by GilKo September 22, 2013

Sounds like crap

Horrid vibration of air waves that strike the ear drum, thus sending information to the brain that is interpreted as sound and deciphered as "crap" or "shit".

Joe: How do you like that new rap song?
D : Oh you mean the one on MTV?
Joe: Yeah, that's the one!
D : Like all rap.... it sounds like crap.

Sounds like crap by Deejmic August 17, 2011

tastes like crap 

Tastes disgusting.

This taco tastes like crap!

tastes like crap by Karissaparker May 31, 2016

like crap through a goose 

something easily accomplished

simply, effortlessly Patton ran over Rommel like crap through a goose

like crap through a goose by mudnducs September 16, 2013

I like that CRAP

Whenever you like something or like something that someone does, you say I like that crap

Taylor: "Can we get nuggets?"
Mikey: " Yes."
Taylor: "I like that crap!"

I like that CRAP by chickennuggsssss June 16, 2020

you're look like a crap in slow motion 

a tf2 meme

heavy:scout!
scout:yeah?
heavy:where is your mama?
scout:*u wot m8*
scout:you're look like a crap in slow motion

you're look like a crap in slow motion by whomst've am I? April 5, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019