Crap on a stick 

1) A phrase used to show dislike and hate for something.

2) A delicious treat.

1) Dude that movie was crap on a stick!

2) I'm so hungry, I could sure go for some crap on a stick right now.

Crap on a stick by BackToNormal July 1, 2004

holy crap on a stick 

1. This is used when saying holy crap just doesn't do the situation justice. When someone shouts "Holy crap on a stick!", the best thing to do is run quickly in the direction from which the shout came. Otherwise you might miss something totally once-in-a-lifetime-awesome.

2. A chunk of heavenly-blessed feces on a broken off tree branch. Grants wishes. Smites evil.

1. Jimmy rushed out of the men's room and shouted "Holy crap on a stick! Have you guys seen the mural of the nativity scene done in urine and soap in there?!!"

2. That old lady's staring at my boxers. Time to smite.

holy crap on a stick by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

Crap on a stick 

1. Nasty, Extreme Dislike
2. My Code name for Mom

1. "This corn tastes like crap on a stick"
2. "Yo you peice of crap on a stick, MAKE ME A SANDWHICH!"

Crap on a stick by Thome July 20, 2005

Crapstickles 

V. {crap-stick-ulls)

Word one uses when expressing surprise or an overwhelming sense of sexual tension.

See crapstickled.

"Oh crapstickles! I flushed Ian down the toilet again!"
"Crapstickles! Blood is rising in my phallus, because of this pornographical film we are currently partaking in the viewing of!

Crapstickles by Spencer B. September 18, 2004

crapstick 

Noun: Any stick with crap on it.


Adj: not good. see bad news bears

Noun: Don't try to pet that dog with that crapstick.

Adj. "Oh crapstick"

crapstick by wordman April 14, 2003

crapstick 

a catchphrase that should be used instead of saying holy sh*t. example when you are in the car with your mom you would say holy chapstick so you don’t get in trouble for swearing.

*driving in car and a car runs out in front of us* HOLY CRAPSTICK!!

crapstick by crapstick September 27, 2019

cripsticks 

a slang word for crutches

You're on cripsticks again!? You clumsy hoe!

cripsticks by njsur1786 August 4, 2011