crap pants Share definition Flag to lose control of your bowels and fill your pants up with shit. Or a name of a certain pinnacle c.c. pro. Brian: Dude you fuckin stink, you got crap pants? Tom: No, that fuckin pro shit himself again. crap pants by da p September 25, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the crap pants mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch