crank

to cry and wank. after one has encountered an unfortunate incident in which they are forced to cry they go away to wank and cry at the same time.

jeremy cranked after ashley smacked him

by ziboi October 18, 2008

Cranking

To be simultaneously engaged in the acts of crying and wanking.

If his funds were running particularly low, Junkie Jim could often be found cranking at the local sperm-bank.

by Johnny Darke December 3, 2008

Cranking

To engage in dance with companions.

My friends and I were cranking in their car the other day to some Chief Keef.

by Maztotheula April 29, 2015

crank that

a dance for people with no life

soulja boy: wow man im da freshiest boi around.
1: yeah you crank that pretty damn well.

by mnicoleteeeeeeeee November 2, 2007

crank

A form of less pure meth made with anhydrous ammonia and lithium. The anhydrous ammonia is used in farming through out the mid-west. Crystal is a very pure form of meth made with red phosphras and iodine. Crank is often white to a peanut butter brown in color and is in powder or rock type form.

That guy buying all those cold pills is a crank cook.....

by Hellbound42101 January 27, 2007

Crank that

Stupidest dance and song of the 21st century next to a bay bay

Crank that is fucking wack!!!

by doitphaggot December 28, 2007

crank

A versatile term originating from students at Birch Wathen Lenox, "crank" is used to portray any given action (most commonly hooking up or smoking marijuana.) However, it can be used to describe any action, as it is all up to the user's discretion.
Alternate Variations: Crank dat (any noun/verb)

Kid 1: I got OD trees
Kid 2: Can we crank?

Kid 1: I'm so cranked

Kid 1: How long have you been trying to get with her?
Kid 2: Two weeks
Kid 1: TWO weeks and you haven't cranked!?

Kid 1: Wanna go crank?
Kid 2: Cheel, I'm good.
Kid 1: Wow, crank dat gaysha

Kid 1: We gotta be beast stealthy
Kid 2: Yea, crank dat splinter cell

Kid 1: Crank dat bathroom?

by Urban Dictionary May 3, 2008