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If someone has been provoked or wound up enough to get annoyed, respond angrily, or lose their cool, they have been cranked - or they are cranked. The word is then often employed on its own to crank them even further.

See also: To crank, crankage.
Person 1: Haha, that game lacks creative vision.
Person 1: STFU it's a great game you idiot.
Person 2: Cranked.

Person 3: You're all a bunch of knobheads, why don't you leave me alone!
Everyone: Person 3 is cranked.
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Being over intoxicated on a potent substance.
Karen - Man oh man, tammie is sure cranked !
Hank - yeah, she has had to much to drink and now she is in the middle of the road screaming !

Karen - yeah shes totally wasted
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Similar to getting crunk. It is to commense drinking, smoking, sniffing, etc. Anything that causes some type of "high" can be considered as to cause cranking.
What the fuck man??!! I'm on my fifth cup of Bud and you haven't started! Man get the cranking!!!! So we can all get cranked!
by Pablo S. February 12, 2004
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To get psyched for an event or to get in a state of mind fitting for an event. To become eager for something to occur.
Henry: Let's get cranked for the karaoke bro!

Friend A: Alright I'll bring all my microphones! I'm so excited!
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The act of getting a piece of shit or cum and putting it on the inside of a public vending machine. When the item (candy, toy, etc.) drops to the slot, it will land in shit or cum making the buyer disgusted and enraged. Preferably a small candy machine or toy machine works best. A cruel joke to do when bored.
Person A: *jizzes inside vending machine slot.*

Person B: *puts in quaters and cranks handle, reaches in and touches Person A's jizz.*

Person B: AWW WHAT THE FUCK? WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO THIS? THATS DIGUSTING. AUGH ITS EVERYWHERE, MY SKITTLES!!!!!

Person A: Haha, you just got cranked motha fuckaaaaa
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to hit someone so hard as to cause serious injury
-dude, I fucking cranked him!
by Erik Rasmussen January 10, 2004
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50's slang for good.

Synonyms include: a bop, fizzing, rad, awesome, cool, etc.
Person: "Man did you hear that song at the party last night?"
Different Person: "Yeah bro, that beat was cranked!"
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