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Exiting Car Crack 

When getting out of a vehicle (usually a small car or back of car) and your bum crack is on show.
X: *Gets out of car from back seat*
Y: Your bum cracks hanging out.
X: GOD DAMN! I've got Exiting Car Crack :/
Exiting Car Crack by gjudd93 June 19, 2010

Crack The Carrot 

To masturbate while watching porn and eating Cheetos!
Man, Last night I had blue ball from my girlfriend so I had to go home and crack the carrot.
Crack The Carrot by sirly1 April 3, 2008

cardboard crack

Magic cards.

No, really. Cards from the Magic: The Gathering game. So called because, like crack, they are cheap but highly addictive and you never ever stop buying more, even when it's harming your job, your social life, and your health.

The term can be expanded to refer to any collectible card game, but Magic remains both the first and the best of these.
John bought another pack of cardboard crack, even though he just sold his left kidney to pay his rent. I think we need to do an intervention.

Cardiff Crack 

A marinated tri-tip steak sold at Seaside Market in Cardiff-By-The-Sea in California.

Known to make vegetarians commit suicide or revert back to the light.
Dude I just spent soo much money on some Cardiff Crack but I don't care because this stuff is bombbbbbb.
Cardiff Crack by JDENIC February 9, 2014

carney crack 

the excessive amount of sugar that's put on carnival food
I went to the fair last night and the donuts were fully covered in carny crack.
carney crack by Alex September 26, 2003
A perfect blend of a cunt female and a dickhead male.
This stupid carnk voted for Hillary Clinton. Trump deported the carnk in return.
Carnk by Heisenberg64 August 9, 2017