Kevin Crammer

The act of anal insertion whilst simultaneously having your finger sucked and finger fucking your partner.

Suzy was having a hard time breathing while she getting a little bit of the ol' Kevin Crammer.

by Kevin "Philip Borruso" July 23, 2006

cooter crammer

Colloquial term for self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

by uncletubba May 25, 2021

Hamster crammer

A homosexual male or one who appears to be. Usually clad in lipstick and work in Sephoras all over the country.

I went to Sephora to buy my girlfriend some mascara and this hamster crammer was trying to sell me some lip gloss.

by Klaps December 26, 2011

Arse crammer

Homosexual man, someone who does gay sex

He is such an arse crammer

by Ray February 4, 2004

banana crammer

a guy who has nothing better to do than rape girls and/or guys

Be careful around Dylan, he's a banana crammer.

by kadaj's ho May 17, 2009

cooter crammer

Colloquial term for 'marital aids' or self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

by May 25, 2021

camel crammer

A ladies small under garment consisting of a long string type piece which rides up towards the vaginal area.

This camel crammer is jamming up my juice box aka my vagina.

by Loonies_01 April 20, 2017