craigshook 

not to be confused with craigs-hook, this is an offensive term used to describe someone's lover or mistress that, as the name implies, they picked up as a result of a previous craigs-hook, which evolved into an on-the-side (lover or mistress) relationship.

a hard working husband comes home from work, only to find his wife in bed with their friend's teenage son. he then asks his wife:

husband: um,Barbara sweetie, what exactly do you think you are doing? Is Kyle your new craigshook?

wife: no, Adrian. well, yes he is a craigs-hook, since I picked him up on Craigslist and he asked me to decougar him.

husband (adressing the teenager): so you are a mommy-grabber, you bastard? If so, you don't deserve a a craigs-hook with my wife, but a bloody left hook. And you don't deserve to be my wife's craigshook either, since I will now kick you out of my house for ever.

craigshook by Uncle Dimma February 22, 2012

Chainish Thong 

An undergarment of buttfloss underwear that also has one or more chains for erotic effect. These nasty little things are hard to come across, but usually the most random of people have one.

The other night I snuck into Jessica's house and found a chainish thong in her closet!

Chainish Thong by Kid who sits in back of bus December 20, 2008

Cringlish 

Corporate-English: Corporate buzz words that dumb people use to sound important in a place of business. Usually oblivious to the user and annoying to the people around them. Frequently used by brownnosers and douche bags.

"We're going to maximize outtake through synergizing our paradigm and reaching out to our colleagues to realign our focus without having to reach for the low hanging fruit. We will touch base with our results going forward."

"Will you stop with the fucking cringlish you brown nosing douchebag!"

Cringlish by Wildfire83 June 19, 2009

Cringitham

A direct Malayalam translation of the word 'cringe'. Can be used for a wide range of expressions from sudden shuddering to wanting to cease to exist from second-hand embarrassment.

Tiktok is cringitham.

Cringitham by Cringitham inventor February 1, 2022

craigisim 

A religion practiced by fans of the characters Tweek Tweak and Craig Tucker from south park

Craigist's do not practice particular prayers or enforce certain rules, it is just a group of bored people wanting something to do with their lives.

Trevor: "I'm a Christian, what's your religion?"
"I believe in craigisim"

craigisim by PixelKat February 19, 2023

Cringeshot 

A screenshot of something cringy

Dude, look at this cringeshot!

Cringeshot by Spudnik5000 May 20, 2016

Craigism 

Craigism /'Craəgısəm/: a singular word ment to have humour derived from it that is expressed in a loud manner repetitively. It is often accompanied by a sound such as "YAW".

When you use Craigisms you descend into a trylodyte " YAW YEEEET" "CHIONA"

Craigism by chionachio February 11, 2018