Skip to main content

craigshook 

not to be confused with craigs-hook, this is an offensive term used to describe someone's lover or mistress that, as the name implies, they picked up as a result of a previous craigs-hook, which evolved into an on-the-side (lover or mistress) relationship.
a hard working husband comes home from work, only to find his wife in bed with their friend's teenage son. he then asks his wife:

husband: um,Barbara sweetie, what exactly do you think you are doing? Is Kyle your new craigshook?

wife: no, Adrian. well, yes he is a craigs-hook, since I picked him up on Craigslist and he asked me to decougar him.

husband (adressing the teenager): so you are a mommy-grabber, you bastard? If so, you don't deserve a a craigs-hook with my wife, but a bloody left hook. And you don't deserve to be my wife's craigshook either, since I will now kick you out of my house for ever.
craigshook by Uncle Dimma February 22, 2012
craigshook mug front
Get the craigshook mug.
See more merch

craigroom 

When Senator Craig was busted for transmitting signals for gay sex in a public bathroom (by tapping his toe next to the adjacent stall), he claimed that he always spread his legs when he sat on the toilet to keep his pants up. Therefore, "craigroom" means having enough space on the toilet to comfortably spread your legs.
"I like visiting your mother, but hate using her bathroom. There just isn't enough craigroom."
craigroom by MITJack October 11, 2007
Related Words

craigsor 

Some one who spends most of their free time on Craigslist. Causing them to lose contact with family friends, and reality.
What a craigsor you wasted all weekend chasing after crap you don't need on craigslist.
craigsor by wjc April 19, 2012

Craigshole 

It's like the rabbit hole in Alice in Wonderland. Accept instead of an acid trip it is just a job interview with a manic that has delusions of grandeur. This is the time you waste on some lunatic that put an ad on craigslist for a job. They have no money yet they put an ad on Craig's List and waste your time. You can never get this time back.
Who We Are

We are an exciting start-up in the field of social entrepreneurship with a focus on e-commerce. Our trade-not-aid initiative aims to provide employment opportunities to women globally.

Position

This position involves daily outreach to relevant blogs; engaging conversation in the Twitter community; use of additional social media tools; and on-site story promotion.

The ideal intern will be a real social media enthusiast and have a keen sense of effective social media tactics. Candidate must have strong writing skills, will propose new strategies in addition to carrying out assigned tasks. Candidates with marketing experience, startup or media-industry experience is a plus. Interest and passion for international development and women’s empowerment a plus.

Responsibilities .....need I go on. You know there is going to be one bat shit crazy snooty bitch on the other end of that Craigshole.
Craigshole by Keb Radics January 7, 2011

Craigsbitch

Women who prey on the weak men who like to use the internet to meet girls. They reel them in and then act like a bitch and drop them cold.
Oh, some Lori chick was meant to meet up with me, and then she just called off the whole thing cause of what I told her about myself! That is such a craigsbitch move!
Craigsbitch by guymanuel October 24, 2011

craigerous 

An ancient war god who is not quite remembered but is only famous for the accomplishments of his grandson craigerous the 3rd
Craigerous
craigerous by jonyshere May 12, 2014

Craigschool

A school full of assholes and pussy ass bitches most famous ones by far are short six graders that probably have gay orgy’s in the bathroom with there millimeter retreater. Also the school has many teacher but by far the Karen’s are a big category
My school might as well be Craigschool
Craigschool by Liam and Bestie September 5, 2021