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A womanising douchebag. Changes girls from week to week, is never sure what he wants and will up and leave as soon as a new option comes along. Immature in matters of the heart, and the victim of his own indecisiveness. Tries to be silly because he thinks it's endearing, but once you know him well enough you see that it is just immature and not cute at all.

Watch out for this one - he's charming in a silly way, but he'll break your heart.
1. 'Did you hear? Bonnie got dumped!' 'Oh no! What a Craig.' 2. 'Craig has been cheating on Jess with Hazel.' 'No surprises there.'
by Kya-chan March 10, 2011
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Someone that has husky eyes. This person is known as dogeyes and can often be seen playing with other dogs playing at the park or dogging people. It is also a very good touch football team.
when you steal someones money. oh you craig dogeyes lawler
by Amazing 1 March 26, 2010
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A whiny little bitch, of small stature; often recognizable due to a small strange tuft on their back. Other characteristics include being a complete douche and having grey hair. A Craig will also generally be unnecessarily mean and obnoxious to their girlfriend, even if they are only trying to help.

In summary; a Craig can be classed as a midget with a tuft and a big nose who is also a whiny little bitch
"God, you can be such a Craig sometimes, you're such a weiner ... obvs!"
by rocky broadforest April 10, 2011
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Any guy named Craig will most defiantly lead you on and fuck you over. No matter how nice they seem to be its all a joke. Craigs only want sex they dont usually care about anything else besides that
random person: Hi
Craig: wanna have sex?
random person: i dont even know you!
by coolstorybro81 December 11, 2010
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Adjective: A man usually with long sideburns, broad shoulders and a powerful walk!
"That guy is well Craig-like! Look at his side-burns!"
by xweirdsciencex March 08, 2009
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A man with enormous hands. He likes listening to "Baby" By: Justin Bieber. Usually harasses dogs. Allergic to metal in blue jeans so he usually dresses like he is going to the gym. Don't expect to see him in jeans because he hasn't in his whole life. He is a great man though. Is an expert at hittting his own teamates while playing wiffleball.
craig hands
by Big Papa Thomas June 20, 2010
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Ketchup or condiment of choice.
When getting ready to eat a big juicy burger, say "pass the craig"
by CJ1978 February 04, 2010
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