dan and phil crafts 

Pretty much just a demonic April fools joke they do every year starting in 2015. Their channel name is deceiving; their crafts are just some excuse to summon Satan. They have almost 1,000,000 subscribers; I feel bad for the people working at YouTube who have to give them the Golden Play Button.

Person one: Hey, do you know why every single YouTube video I go on has the comments, "Soft and Neat"?
Person two: Oh, just a channel called Dan and Phil Crafts where they summon Satan and stuff.
Person one: ...

dan and phil crafts by Miss.SoftAndNeatClique April 11, 2017

5-Minute Crafts

One of the most awful content farms on the internet, along with Blossom/So Yummy. They'll post the same "hacks" and "tips" over and over again, many of which are really dangerous, especially for their target audience - kids.

Some people will say that they're completely blind to the danger of most of the actions in their videos, but they probably know what they're doing - after all, publicity is publicity.

1. Person A: "Gee, how'd you get that burn on your hand?"
Person B: "I tried following a stupid 5-Minute Crafts cooking hack. Ugh."
Person A: "Poor thing. 5-Minute Crafts is the worst."

2. *scrolling through Snapchat* "OH CRAP THEY'RE ON SNAP TOO"

5-Minute Crafts by Val the Gay Bitch February 21, 2020

5 Minute Crafts 

YouTube channel with almost 70M subs that does dumb shit like drilling a hole in sausage to use as a straw. You get the idea.

8 year old: 5 Minute Crafts is so useful!
Mom that spoils child: Yes sweetie it is!
Mom's thoughts: (shoot me.)

5 Minute Crafts by jewishburger November 10, 2020

5 minute crafts 

A clickbaity channel with almost 30M subs, mostly watched by kids and moms. Most of their videos show stupid "crafts" you will NEVER actulally use in your entire life

5 minute crafts: 42 HOLY GRAIL HACKS THAT WILL SAVE YOU A FORTUNE
Average people: These are so USEFUL!
ACHIEVMENT GET!: Waste 12 mins of ur life and repeat it daily

5 minute crafts by awesomegam August 7, 2018

Arts & Crafts 

When you jizz on a girl then throw glitter on her so she looks like an arts and crafts project

Kevin: Yo so i was banging this chick last night and i took her to Arts & Crafts.
Bryant: No way! she like it?
Kevin: actually yeah, she even pulled out some googily eyes which kinda creeped me out.

Arts & Crafts by Jmart25 May 26, 2009

5 Minute Crafts 

Excuse my language here.. but it's fucking brain cancer. There, I said it.

DO NOT WATCH FUCKING 5 MINUTE CRAFTS VIDEOS THEY ARE SHIT

5 Minute Crafts by foxy_6471 January 31, 2022

5-Minute Crafts

verb
means clilckbating someone on the internet.
3rd person singular 5-Minute Crafts
past tense 5-Minute Crafted
continuous tense 5-Minute Crafting
participle 5-Minute Crafted

Those people just only like to 5-Minute Crafts. They still 5-Minute Crafts even if nobody likes them.

5-Minute Crafts by The Super Dictionary Professor February 15, 2019