3 definitions by Val the Gay Bitch

WWIII

World War Three

Will probably just be all the international powers yeeting nukes at each other until they're like "oh shit" and realize it's gonna send us into nuclear winter.

Could happen in a hundred years or a few weeks for all we know

Isn't it funny how all of the likely combinations for WWIII involve the USA?

by Val the Gay Bitch January 3, 2020

5-Minute Crafts

One of the most awful content farms on the internet, along with Blossom/So Yummy. They'll post the same "hacks" and "tips" over and over again, many of which are really dangerous, especially for their target audience - kids.

Some people will say that they're completely blind to the danger of most of the actions in their videos, but they probably know what they're doing - after all, publicity is publicity.

1. Person A: "Gee, how'd you get that burn on your hand?"
Person B: "I tried following a stupid 5-Minute Crafts cooking hack. Ugh."
Person A: "Poor thing. 5-Minute Crafts is the worst."

2. *scrolling through Snapchat* "OH CRAP THEY'RE ON SNAP TOO"

by Val the Gay Bitch February 22, 2020

Yeat

Pronounced like yeet. An accidental misspelling/mishearing of yeast. Often happens when someone is talking too fast or not listening hard enough.

Val: "Hey, Dash, can you grab me the yeast for the cinnamon rolls?"
Dash: "YEAT"
Val: "???"
Dash: "Wait, what did you say? Cuz I heard YEET."
(Based on actual events)

by Val the Gay Bitch February 22, 2020