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Niggerbob Crackpants 

One of the best cartoon characters of all. Just love the theme music. Enjoy it below.
Are you ready niggs?... Fo Sho Cap'n.... I can't fuckin hear you!... Fo Sho Cap'n... Ooooooooooo... Who lives in that box under the tree?... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Smelly and black and poorest is he... Niggerbob Crackpants!... If smokin crack and playin dice is something you wish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Running from cops and smelling like fish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Ready?... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crankpants... Niggerboooooooob Crackpaaaaasants... Oh Nigg,Nigg,Nigg... (flute music)

Russian Crockpot 

Leaving your weiner in a girls butt after anal until it becomes hard again.
"Hey girl you want a Russian crock pot this weekend."
"I'm really into European appliances so I would love one!"
"Hey girl you wanna Russian Crockpot?"
"Well I'm really into European appliances so I would love one!"

Kentucky Crockpot 

A multi-participant sexual experience which includes at least one cousin
I lost my virginity in a Kentucky Crockpot. Family Reunions are so much fun.
Kentucky Crockpot by Don Jr. February 27, 2015

crackpot theory 

a statement or idea (not necessarily presented by a crackhead) that is extremely extensive in nature and ridiculous in realilty.
often preceeded by: "i believe", or "don't you think", or "whould it be a good idea to...."
(often presented under the influence of drugs)
person1: the free masons rule the world
person2: thats a crackpot theory if i ever hurd one before

The Crockpot 

When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, and returns to eat it 4-8 hours later, depending on the season.
Lance: "We're going out for burgers, wanna go?"
Gary: "No thanks. My old lady let me give her the crockpot this morning."

Lance: "Lucky."
The Crockpot by Mitch Nasty February 3, 2015

crankpot 

A noun used to label someone who is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. Someone who is depressed or angry, and pretty much an all around Bitch.
Raging Alcoholic 1: Did you see that guy just yell at the bartender for putting too much ice in his glass?

Raging Alcoholic 2: Yeah, he is being a total crankpot!
crankpot by Team Crankpot March 7, 2008

Upside down crockpot 

When you eat her out while she is doing a hand stand
Man I gave Becky a upside down crockpot last night