(N.) A story plot which is so outlandish, the reader might be persuaded that the author was on crack. If actually written, rather than simply speculated upon, will almost always result in crackfic. What sometimes happens when an author throws the plotbunnies a carrot.
Author 1: *explains story idea in great detail*
Author 2: Dude, you're not really gonna write that, are you? It's a freaking crackplot, people will think you're insane.
Author 2: Dude, you're not really gonna write that, are you? It's a freaking crackplot, people will think you're insane.
by Lady Norbert and Neko Zhaniel July 7, 2008
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by Dicken Harass April 17, 2015
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You can use it for any race ranging from: white, mexican, black, and asian.
If someone is a pure-bred by chance you can't call them a "cracklette."
This is a word made up for world peace because any race can say it at anytime
This word was founded in COD Modern Warfare.
You can use it for any race ranging from: white, mexican, black, and asian.
If someone is a pure-bred by chance you can't call them a "cracklette."
This is a word made up for world peace because any race can say it at anytime
This word was founded in COD Modern Warfare.
by Serf Sim December 12, 2020
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by steve stevuhson September 25, 2010
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What's crackalating, houses?
by MoonKnight November 24, 2002
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